vipcunt:

OH MY GOD

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towongfoo:

vinebox:

IM WEAK

TEXRYCUVIBCUTYRXTEZ

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lorelaicubed:

Gilmore Girls + Text Posts ft. Jess Mariano » Part 3 / ?

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callieohpeee:

when i was around 5 i asked my mom why “some people were different colors” and she said “because god wanted lots of flavors” and let me tell you that was the wrong thing to say because for the next 3 years i thought god ate people when they died

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cumsockmonkey:

My mom’s Facebook posts about me are flawless

cumsockmonkey:

My mom’s Facebook posts about me are flawless

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dippity-do-not-touch-me:

once my sister got rejected for a job at a web design company that she really wanted to work for so that night she hacked into their website and redirected it to her blog and the next day the CEO called her and hired her on the spot so moral of the story: if at first you don’t succeed, hack their website and make them beg for mercy 

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brokendildo:

brightchimeradragon:

just-bx:

Just SCience

IT TOOK ME TWO TIMES TO UNDERSTAND WHAT WAS GOING ON, HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY SIDES.

I don’t get it

brokendildo:

brightchimeradragon:

just-bx:

Just SCience

IT TOOK ME TWO TIMES TO UNDERSTAND WHAT WAS GOING ON, HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY SIDES.

I don’t get it

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moniquill:

phototoartguy:

Cat nurses her kitten…and 4 orphaned hedgehogs, too 

"Yes, these are my hairbrush babies, they’re perfect."

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joshpeckofficiall:

knightscrest:

who the hell thought turtlenecks were a good idea

image

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I need his prosthetic leg.

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3-amsecrets:

this is my favorite thing tyra banks has ever said

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spoken-not-written:

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I’VE SEEN IN MY LIFE

spoken-not-written:

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I’VE SEEN IN MY LIFE

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egobus:

omg my little brother was using my computer and look at his search history

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so embarrassing

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